The Ultimate Cure for Getting Rid of Wrinkles

Have you developed wrinkles on your face?

Have parts of your body started sagging?
Does it make you sad that you don't look as good as you used to?
If you answer yes to any of these answers then you have come to the right place.
I have the ultimate cure for these timeless, ageing dilemmas.

Take a good look at life around you, and Get A Life, you ass hole idiots.

I would like to apologise if that sounds harsh but I'm not going to.
I have NO time for the incessant stream of whinging that hits me from TV, adverts, magazines, radio and daily chatter all about getting older.
Boo hoo hoo!

One week I attend my sons child caner unit, as usual, I chatted to lots of the other children, their mums and dads and played with the smaller children who where receiving cancer treatment or waiting for theatre.

The week later and back to the same cancer clinic and I found out one of children had died, WITHIN A WEEK, another had had his leg amputated and was sitting in a wheel chair looking hauntingly sad and then a little girl aged 2, tottered over to me and lifted her top to show her latest scar.
She had been cut straight across her belly from one side to the next, she had literally been cut in half. She showed us so we could all clap her and tell her how brave she was. She shuffled off sucking her dummy looking very unconvinced that the applause was worth the pain she had gone through.

So,do you wanna talk to me about wrinkles? do ya?
I am getting old and yeah I guess I look bad but I am alive and loving it.
Stop looking for whats wrong with you, embrace life and have fun.
Why? because you can, you have options and you're not in pain, wrinkles are just skin they don't matter.

ass-hole idiots.


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