Fat Rebellion
Why do diets make us
all so miserable?
For me, it's because I normally have to eat food that I don't like.
For me, it's because I normally have to eat food that I don't like.
I like meat, but not
in excess - one cow at a time please.
Fruit and vegetables
are nice but not in endless boring quantities and I like water but I am tired
of trying to drink a lake everyday.
It's nice to go to a
club with other sweet fatties but I get confused when I’m asked if I've had a 'bad'
or 'good' week.
"Well, let me
see, I didn't bitch slap my friend when she made snidey remark
and I continue to love my children even though at times they really don't
deserve it".
"Oh..I'm sorry
you meant food wise...whats good?"
"well if you've lost
a 1-2lb of weight" says the ex-fatty
"Oh sweetie I
could have, but I have more water in my system that the local reservoir
- That reminds me, I need to pee before I'm weighed"
So bored am I that I
have decided to rebel.
Let's just get happy
and I think the weight will sort itself out.
And think of all the things I could
do with the time I will have when I don't have to work out my meals G.I. index
or acid/alkaline levels?
People, if I had
wanted to become a scientist , I would have.
And if these diets are
so good, why are we all getting fatter?
And sadder?
People of the world
unite and let's escape this tyranny together.
Throw out the diet
books, ditch the scales, clean the kitchen of measuring spoons and weighing
scales. No more will we eat cold food because it took us half and hour to
measure it out whilst checking the foods point/sin value.
Lets get happy with
ourselves first, lets eat until were full and only eat what we want.
Lets
find exercise that's fun and frolic in the fields of our personal
contentment.
We are not 'bad'
because we're overweight, were 'bad' because we allow ourselves to be defined
by a waist measurement.
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